The Reboot Song

By Tarnal Mithdae

Reboot, Re-ee-ee-boot
Armagh come and me need to chest
Reboot, Re-ee-ee-boot
Armagh come and me need to chest

Dispatchin' mobs with great aplomb
Armagh come and me need to chest
At the 'puter till my eyes are numb
Armagh come and me need to chest

Come, Mister merchie, sell off me shinies
Armagh come and me need to chest
Come, Mister merchie, sell off me shinies
Armagh come and me need to chest

It's six kay, seven kay, eight kay GOLD!
Armagh come and me need to chest
Six kay, seven kay, eight kay GOLD!
Armagh come and me need to chest

Boot, me say re-ee-ee-boot
Armagh come and me need to chest
Boot, me say boot, me say boot, me say boot…
Armagh come and me need to chest

A staggering heap a' shiny booty
Armagh come and me need to chest
It's wasted on mobs,'twas me duty
Armagh come and me need to chest

It's six kay, seven kay, eight kay GOLD!
Armagh come and me need to chest
Six kay, seven kay, eight kay GOLD!
Armagh come and me need to chest

Boot, me say re-ee-ee-boot
Armagh come and me need to chest
Boot, me say boot, me say boot, me say boot…
Armagh come and me need to chest

Come, Mister merchie, sell off me shinies
Armagh come and me need to chest
Come, Mister merchie, sell off me shinies
Armagh come and me need to chest

Reboot, Re-ee-ee-boot
Armagh come and me need to chest
Boot, me say boot, me say boot, me say boot
Me say boot, me say re-ee-ee-boot
Armagh come and me need to chest