By Tarnal Mithdae
Scripts: Non-Bard Bard XMLMUDsong
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Thy skin is brown and crunchy;
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Thy skin is brown and crunchy;
Your fatty toppings, diets fear
And you go well, with lots of beer
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Thy skin is brown and crunchy!O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Much heart burn thou canst give me;
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Much heart burn thou canst give me;
How often has the Yuletato
Made stomach juice my fiercest foe
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Much heart burn thou canst give me;O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Thy starch fills us up nightly;
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Thy starch fills us up nightly;
Butter soaked, thy flesh so white,
In all thy glory, we delight.
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
Thy starch fills us up nightly;O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
How richly Sikkar decked thee!
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
How richly Sikkar decked thee!
Thou bidst us fat and happy be,
And trust in liposuctionry.
O Yuletato! O Yuletato!
How richly Sikkar decked thee!